To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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