i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish i was in the wii world.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
