As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
