So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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