Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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