therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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