come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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