she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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