I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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