similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
