How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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