when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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