the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
