So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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