Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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