She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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