Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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