you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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