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(219): View more from Indiana

So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.

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(817): View more from Texas

His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart

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(386): View more from Florida

I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.

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(313): View more from Michigan

We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.

(313): View more from Michigan

Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.

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(450): View more from Quebec

THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE

(450): View more from Quebec

GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.

(631): View more from New York

whose this? and thank you

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