Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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