Please, let me fuck your mom
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
