You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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