I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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