She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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