That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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