He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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