did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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