Is it normal to miss your booty call?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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