Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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