So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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