Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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