hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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