Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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