Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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