I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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