Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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