Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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