I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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