Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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