is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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