Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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