Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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