I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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