I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
