i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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