East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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