I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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