summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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