Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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