she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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